Facebook funny status Quote by Jinu_kurian

Class time: better take good notes. You bitches couldn't touch me with a Facebook poke, Bitch!

— Mac Miller

Ugh I get really disappointing when I see a friend has a really funny, witty FB status only to find out they got it…

— Davis

F-ck a teacher. F-ck a class. '&& f-ck you ! BAD DAY !

— Author Name

Teacher: Alright class we have a new student!( Teacher tells the student to introduce herself) New Student: Hi am... Students: Shut the F@$K UP!!!

— Me

Bro !!!!!!!! its great meeting u in this sq !! u r the best student ievr got :P evn I will never forget few…

— Shiva

Teacher: copy what I wrote on the board. Me: then move the f*ck away!..

— Anonymous

Your crush comes online. You: omg omg omg his online ahh :) *you chat him* Hi Facebook: This person is offline you can send…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Wat is Facebook... ?? . . . . . . . . . . Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No…

— Anonymous

First day of school WALKS INTO CLASS ROOM. SEES WHO'S IN IT. STOPS AT THE DOOR. AND YOU'RE THINKING: YOU'VE GOT TO BE F*CKING…

— Anonymous

Those who say Im facebook famouse Shit see you at school in one corner, lonly asFuck

— Rolando Barajas

Ok BOYS, class is now in session...lessons 1 thru forever...ALWAYS give us what we want *wink* No Boys Allowed.

— Keri Hilson

Dear students , I know when your texting in class, Sincerely no one looks at there crotch and smiles, -sincerely your teacher ! -

— Anonymous