Bluff Quote by Jim Fowler

“Often the small rancher did not even own a bull. He let his cows roam the free range, profiting from the bulls owned by…

— Louis L'Amour

I can tell a good cowboy by the way he approaches a cow.

— Henry Green

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...

— Hussein Nishah

“Lucky for me, all four of his hooves missed my body as they found the ground. I picked my head up, thankful I didn't…

— Brittney Joy

I used to live next door to a farm, so every day for awhile, I used to walk over and fed the cows, when…

— Paul Rudd

Cows are a lot smarter across the board than bulls.

— Thomas Haden Church

“When the cow jerks away, it’ll yank the door open.” “But what’s going to make the cow jerk away?” asked Little Richard. “You’re going…

— Dave Barry

“A farmer had a vicious bull that took after anybody who tried to cross the field. One day a neighbor climbed the fence and…

— Rriiver Nyile

“Some time in the night I woke, and the barn was full of cows: they stood in a circle and looked us over, and…

— Sarah Waters

“and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be”

— Olav Laudy

My dad was the manager at the 45,000-acre ranch, but he owned his own 1,200-acre ranch, and I owned four cattle that he gave…

— Dave Brubeck