Quote by Jersey Shore Download Open image “Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!” — Jersey Shore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake. lol — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
So I grabbed her by the waist, pull her back and made her dump it! Criminal bootie, oh my God, I could cuff it. — Cali Swag District Copy Share Image
This big fat woman bumped me on the floor, she was rarin' to go, she was rarin' to go. Then she did a dip,… — Joe Tex Copy Share Image
“I walked in front of him, stopped, bent over, pulled down my pants, and said, “Did I just catch you looking at my ass?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you first realized that you probably shouldn't have pulled his finger! — Christopher Abraham Copy Share Image
“When I saw my backside, I gasped. “I have no ass!” I said aloud. “They have left me no ass!” — Maziar Bahari Copy Share Image
If someone grabbed me, I'd probably be able to choke them out in about eight seconds. — Jeffrey Donovan Copy Share Image
I got me a car and I got me some gas,Told everybody they could kiss my ass... — Glenn Frey Copy Share Image
It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
