Quote by Jersey Shore Download Open image “How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy seconds.” — Jersey Shore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
For conspiracy, I know not how it tastes, though it be dished For me to try how. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Gus: "It tastes like..." Me: "Food." Gus: "Yes, precisely. It tastes like food, excellently prepared. But it does not taste, how do I put… — John Green Copy Share Image
It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
