"I get paid for what most kids get…" — Jerry Lewis

"I get paid for what most kids get punished for."

— Jerry Lewis

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43 Quotes by Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis has 43 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, 'Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?'…
I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or…
The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I…
I have nothing against women. As a matter of fact there's something about them that I love, but I just…
I've had great success being a total idiot.
(The Nutty Professor) was a labor of love. It was a total film. It was the most productive, creative work…
You might as well like yourself; just think about all the time you're gonna have to spend with you.
Make film, shoot film, run film. Do something. Make film. Shoot anything.
I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don't get into it because I do comedy already.
I've had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have no brains.
Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!
I really am opinionated, but not for long. I have found myself coming off of what I think of something…

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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