Lumber Quote by Jerome K. Jerome

“Oh get down from your cross: we need timber.”

— Nina George

“THE MAN IN THE WOOD”

— Diana Gabaldon

“...the Men Who Knew came out of the woodwork.”

— Rebecca Solnit

“When I show up at a networking event, I’m like a tree in a forest. Sure, I look like everybody else, but I’m not…

— Jarod Kintz

“For fuck's sake, get off the cross. Someone else needs the wood.”

— J.R. Ward

“Sometimes I write about the forest, sometimes I write about the trees, and occasionally I’ll write about the lumberjack. Actually, the lumberjack is more…

— Jarod Kintz

“I blinked deliberately, expecting my eyelids to act like lumberjacks. But the trees would not fall.”

— Yann Martel

“If you're a lumberjack, you know what to do. You see trees, and you still have a job! If you're a writer, you see…

— Anonymous

“...You can take the man out of the woods, but you can't take the woods out of the man.”

— Gary Paulsen

“Dear god what if you are a cabin in the woods?”

— Nils-Øivind Haagensen

“A spanking with a tree branch, now that’s slapstick.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The forest wanted to beg for mercy but knew precious little about us. Pine trees roared like chainsaws, hoping this was the language of…

— T.R. Darling