"Meanwhile, I was doodling pictures of vampiric cougars." — Jenny Lawson

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• Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal. — Unknown Author
• I'm not into younger men. A couple of years younger, maybe, but I'm not a cougar. I'm not a panther,… — LisaRaye McCoy-Misick
• After the Cougars' 19-15 Cotton Bowl victory over Kansas State We're the only team in NCAA history to win 14… — LaVell Edwards
• Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar. — J. Cole
• I was born Moishe Ketzelbourd but the Indians call me Maurice Cougar. — Ben Katchor
• When I consider that the noble animals have been exterminated here - the cougar, panther, lynx, wolverine, wolf, bear, moose,… — Henry David Thoreau
• Late in the third quarter the Cougars were behind 12-0. Duva had completed 5 out of 20 passes. Edwards looked… — LaVell Edwards
• Wild animals are not meant to be owned, any more than human beings are. Nobody has the right to pass… — Pat Derby
• I don't find the whole 'cougar' word that offensive. — Courteney Cox
• Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not. — Betty White
• The chorus of “Jack and Diane” is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone.… — Mindy Kaling
• I'm pretty sure 'ferral cats' is code for 'vampire cougars. — Jenny Lawson

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