"A chainsaw's God's way of evening out the……" — Jennifer L. Knox
"A chainsaw's God's way of evening out the playing field between you and everything, even the invisible stuff."
More Chainsaw Quotes
- I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that… — Jo Brand
- I think the Chainsaw remake is very good and captures the spirit of the original film. It's true to the… — Tobe Hooper
- If one sees the American Nightmare first and Chainsaw after that, you'll see it in a different kind of light — Tobe Hooper
- The most common form of terrorism in the U.S.A. is that carried on by bulldozers and chainsaws. It is not… — Edward Abbey
- My life was the best omelette you could make with a chainsaw — Thomas McGuane
- Look at it this way: There are many here among us for whom the life force is best represented by… — Lester Bangs
- My wife Kimora once told me while we were watching "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" that it's a vegetarian movie because… — Russell Simmons
- Twenty miles on, we have spotted a roadside sign: 'CHAINSAW CARVED MUSHROOMS'. Troubles promptly forgotten, Stuart falls to gawping at… — Alexander Masters
- I was skeptical about doing Texas Chainsaw at first because it's such a cult classic. I'd seen some of the… — Jessica Biel
- There's a great scene in The Texas Chain Saw Massacre [1974] that I'm obsessed with: Sally is being chased by… — Christopher Bollen
- It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. — Damien Hirst
- I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked… — Susan Orlean