Quote by Jennifer Foor Download Open image ““Every guy wants to be seduced by Stiffler’s mom.”” — Jennifer Foor ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“All ambitious men want either to please their fathers or to punch them in the goddamned face.” — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
“And then my fairly strict, wedding-obsessed mother fell apart in my arms.” — Debra Anastasia Copy Share Image
“...my mother took a younger man as a lover. They spent all day in her boudoir, festering in each other's company.” — Tash Aw Copy Share Image
“She admired all these women who were mothers. My God, you had to be devilishly careful not to say the wrong thing.” — Dörthe Binkert Copy Share Image
“Some mothers soften their sons, but Osbert was motherless and I had raised him hard because a man must be hard. The world is… — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
“Today in an auditorium full of parents my son scanned the room looking for me. When he saw me his face lit up the… — Rachel Marie Martin Copy Share Image
“You’re a good person, and after I’m done with you, you’ll be the hottest mom on the planet. Your husband won’t be able to… — Deanna Lynn Sletten Copy Share Image
“No man is worth the pain you’re putting yourself through. Don’t wither away because of someone who is beneath you.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Charlie, can you say one kind thing? I am starting to think that I am helping Satan’s daughter. It’s kind of creepy.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Take care of Katy, Dani. Keep her safe and love her forever. Make sure Brooks never takes her for granted.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“When he said the only way to get that woman out of our lives was a paternity test, it hit me." -Ty "What hit… — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“That rotten bastard had let his dick ruin our family, and I was going to cut it off and stick it in my neighbor’s… — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Obviously we aren't to your standards. Maybe next time you should Google high dollar kayak tours for rich bitches.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“I’ll F#$%K you so good that the only car you’ll ever drive will be a Ford, because you’ll never stop thinkin’ about me.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Brooklyn Micheala Valentine was born at four in the afternoon on September 11th” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“I know she’ll light up the room and make me smile. “No. It’s silly.” Miley shakes her head. “Sorry. When I’m uncomfortable I tend… — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“I’m Jammer.” “What kind of name is that?” It sounded ridiculous “It’s the name you’ll be calling out the next time you’re holding a… — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“…not that it’s any of your damn business, but my entire life has just been assfucked. I’ve been left a shithole bar by a… — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
