I think Quote by Jeff Bauman

“Ms. O’Toole?” My Nextel push-to-talk vibrated at my hip. “Are you coming?” I grabbed the device and pushed the direct-connect button to shout. “What?”…

— Deborah Coonts

One night a guy hit his head on a welding gun. He went to his knees. He was bleeding like a pig, blood was…

— Studs Terkel

“You are driving home. You listen to ‘Tongue Tied’ by Grouplove. Someone side-swipes the Ferrari. You almost strike three pedestrians and crash into a…

— Mike Kleine

“They gave me a stick and told me to hit people if they tried to get into the truck because they were so desperate…

— Linda Marsa

I got on a plane. I remember when I got on the plane, the talk was, you know, they're checking Dale out, that it's…

— Jeff Gordon

“Most people actually ignore things out of the ordinary. Or, worse, hope that someone else will take care of it. I remember being on…

— Kameron Hurley

Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget…

— Darynda Jones

When he realized who he'd pulled over, the policeman shook his head in disbelief. He told me of all people I should know better.…

— Dennis Franz

Oftentimes what happens actually is people say to me, 'I didn't know if it was you or not, and then I heard you laugh,…

— Seth Rogen

“It’s like before when there was a huge pile up on the highway, as soon as you got to the point in the traffic…

— Katelin LaMontagne

I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died?…

— Mac Davis

In so many accidents, you're not quite sure. Lots of times you think that's what happened, but you just don't know.

— Jack Williams