"No women no kids - that's the rules." — Jean Reno

"No women no kids - that's the rules."

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23 Quotes by Jean Reno

Jean Reno has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I'm a minimalist. I don't really need much to enjoy a good holiday - just my family and the bare…
Sometimes I take the watch, or I take the shoes, but usually the souvenir is to take the life you…
Actually, I only have a few friends in real life. And when I say friends, I'm referring to those people…
The best way to impress a woman is to be the most honest you can.
There is no heaven on Earth. Not now anyway.
Because I was born in Casablanca and my parents were from the south of Spain, I do not have a…
In France, if you have any sort of talent, you'd better keep it here. And if you're going to go…
I can walk into a room and create a good ambience. I was taught all about this back when I…
I'll tell you something that's completely true - you can, as a man, obtain everything you want with the truth.…
It is an actor's defect. I want everybody to like me, so I'll say what I think will please them.
I see most of my movies at festivals.
I don't get the romances. I did try - a film called 'Roseanna's Grave' in the 1990s. I liked it.…

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