Quote by Jay Z

You go from Pampers to Depends!

— Willard Scott

When the baby is older take the diapers off, my girl is gonna do the Slop.

— Chubby Checker

When you become a parent, you start loving diapers.

— Chance The Rapper

Getting a pedicure seems to be a standard pre-birth ritual, presumably because it is relaxing and makes you feel pretty even though your little…

— Faith Salie

As any parent knows, sharing diaper duty sure beats changing them all yourself.

— Brianna Keilar

The babies are amazing ... They begin each day all warm and sleepy, smelling of promise.

— Julia Roberts

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

— Don Marquis

Babies need fathers as well as mothers.

— Julia Hartley-Brewer

You know that you wouldn't take a baby on a plane without diapers, so when you leave your house, take care of you, like…

— Sandra Cisneros

Baby daddies are unreliable, missing, or don't stick around

— Anonymous

“I dust a whole shelf of books on pregnancy, breastfeeding, the first six months, the first year, the first two years — and I…

— Barbara Ehrenreich

I had a baby and that is pretty time consuming.

— Konkona Sen Sharma