"I tried getting my dad to buy me……" — Jay Asher

"I tried getting my dad to buy me a beeper for my birthday,” he says, “but he thinks only doctors and drug dealers need them."

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More Beeper Quotes

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I waited with a beeper for a year and 10 months to get that gift. — Shelley Fabares
Both destiny's kisses and its dope-slaps illustrate an individual person's basic personal powerlessness over the really meaningful events in his… — David Foster Wallace
Nowadays, we never allow ourselves the convenience of being temporarily unavailable, even to strangers. With telephone and beeper, people subject… — Judith Martin
There are new gods growing in America, clinging to growing knots of belief: gods of credit card and freeway, of… — Neil Gaiman
I had to have a complete liver transplant. I waited with a beeper for a year and 10 months to… — Shelley Fabares
I got money on my beeper, dead trees on my phone They call me Mick Jagger 'cause I "roll a… — UGK
Hit me on my beeper while Captain Hook suck my Peter. Pan camera, repeat procedure. — Tyler The Creator

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