"Were you listening to a word I said……" — Jasper Fforde
"Were you listening to a word I said ' 'I kind of switched off when you drew breath."
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159 Quotes by Jasper Fforde
Jasper Fforde has 159 quotes on this site.
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If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher.
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Edward, Edward," he said with a patronising smile, "there are no unanswered questions of any relevance. Every question that we…
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[from the television show,"Evade the Question Time"]At the end of the first round, I will award three points to Mr.…
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People don't change just because you know more about them.
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Writing is not something you can do or you can't. It's not even something that 'other people do' or 'for…
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Writing needs to be practiced; there is a limit to how much can be gleaned from a teacher or a…
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Writing is a subtle art that is reached mostly by self-discovery and experimentation.
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Love is a wonderful thing, my dear, but it leaves you wide open for blackmail.
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We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble.
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So my humor, I'd say, comes from a mixture of lowbrow comedy shows and highbrow theater. It's an interesting mix.
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I still feel threatened by academics, but my books have a lot of academic in-jokes and everybody assumes I went…
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Growth purely for its own sake is the philosophy of cancer.
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I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your…
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There was a great complexity to my father. He was a devoted family man. But, in the same breath, he…
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Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
— Sarah Bernhardt
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An instructor once told me that when there's resistence in your body, it's only because of the resistence in your…
— Lisa Bonet
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Calgary wins for my coldest New Year's Eve gig. That's when I learned Fahrenheit and Celsius cross at 40 below.…
— Elayne Boosler
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It would be an egregious mistake to ever refer to me in the same breath as most of the people…
— Anthony Bourdain
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His heart was like a sensitive plant, that opens for a moment in the sunshine, but curls up and shrinks…
— Anne Bronte
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If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
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When I walk down the runway, my main goal is to not think about the people watching. The idea of…
— Gisele Bundchen
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They also explained how the sensors can monitor the levels of acetone on people's breath, and this can be used…
— Anne Campbell
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Our grandfathers had to run, run, run. My generation's out of breath. We ain't running no more.
— Stokely Carmichael
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It's been a difficult thing because some great opportunities have come and I've just been holding my breath and praying...…
— Charisma Carpenter
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