Children Quote by Jasmine
“(We are on a bus) I'm extremely silent facing the window...My friend raquel was talking to jack and she said to me ''when someone say something awkward the bus gets silent'' So I looked at her and *Screams*''I EAT CHILDREN!!'' and she was right it went to talking to silent very quick and people were talking at once''Woah,We have a cannabal on the bus'' ''IF YOU EAT CHILDREN YOUR INSANE'' Etc...It was very funny.I faced the window laughing.. Then eventually stopped. Very silent once agian. ...(Several minutes later picking up my sister from school) Raquel and her screamed ''I EAT CHILDREN'' So I'm said''Okay I'm going to do something different*Thinks then screams* I HAVE CHILDREN IN MY PANTS!!'' Everyone looked it was even funnier XD”
About This Quote
A humorous anecdote about spontaneous, absurd jokes that shock and amuse a group of people in a public setting.
In simple terms: A funny story of shouting absurd jokes on a bus.
Use humor to break tension and create shared laughter.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- public transport
- friend gatherings
- school pick‑up
- casual conversation
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How does absurd humor affect group mood?
- When is it appropriate to use shocking jokes?
The jokes may be offensive or misunderstood by some listeners.