French fries Quote by Jane Seville

“I said, I ain't buyin' no chocolate covered cherries." "Oh, come on. You know you want to." D shook his head like Jack was…

— Jane Seville

“Old women have a thing for me. And I don't mean a pinch-my-cheek, pat-my-head kind of thing. I mean a grab-my-ass, rub-my-junk, why-don't-you-push-my-wheelchair-into-the-broom-closet-so-we-can-get-nasty kind…

— Emma Chase

“What sex life?” I asked with a smirk. “My grandmother’s sheets see more action than yours, you vanilla little punk. You probably wouldn’t know…

— Megan Erickson

“Your girl’s got it in her blood,” Fox said as he passed them. “A natural-born mistress of the night.”               “Don’t make my old…

— Lauren Gilley

“Grandma, I think you might be a little freaky.”

— Siera London

“My new friend," she said. "I met him at the farmers' market." Friend? Now there was some code. Suddenly, I realized why Patricia [his…

— Anonymous

“I briefly considered getting a cat, but then decided against it because I didn’t want to be one of those people. You know what…

— T.J. Klune

“How'd you know that would help, Grandma? Used to have a regular who had attacks like that all the time. Poor guy. He was…

— Jennifer LeBlanc

“Oh I know what they say about us in town, and I say, the hell with them! I tell you, I don't give a…

— Lee Smith

“I want to have hot, sweaty, monkey sex with you. Okay, perhaps that's too candid.”

— N.M. Silber

“Maybe I’m not attracted to real girls, he’d thought at the time. Maybe I’m some sort of perverted cartoon-sexual.”

— Rainbow Rowell

“Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers?”

— Jody Gehrman