Bottom Quote by Jan Murray

No matter how you twist and turn, your ass is always in the back

— Andrew Sturm

“Crunches are an exercise where you lie on your back and angrily try to head-butt your crotch.”

— Matthew Inman

“It's as though you had lost an arm or leg but still instinctively reach out to feel your missing limb or try to walk…

— Zeina Kassem

At one point I'm doing belly-dancing, big mirror-ball in me belly button with couple of tassels and me head on fire and I thought,…

— Dave Myers

After 'Veer' failed to set the cash registers ringing, I was written off. I was severely criticized for my weight. But, I took it…

— Zareen Khan

People don't realize that when they 'throw out' their back, it's often because of weak abs. These muscles are essential for lower-back strength and…

— Sylvester Stallone

“It's called the FATLOSE trail. FATLOSE stands for 'Fecal Administration To LOSE weight,' an example of PLEASE— Pretty Lame Excuse for an Acronym, Scientists and…

— Mary Roach

If I put on a few pounds, it goes straight to my butt.

— Cindy Crawford

How can you lose when you're doing you?

— Nas

Sometimes you fall down, but you have to pick yourself back up.

— Vitor Belfort

Recently somebody said, "Hey, you lost weight," and I said, "Yeah, thirty-five pounds and three and a half billion dollars." So I'm quite a…

— John C. Malone

Whenever men and women straighten their backs up, they are going somewhere, because a man can't ride your back unless it is bent

— Martin Luther King, Jr