Amused Quote by Jamie Hyneman

I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I can never resist the good stuff: salami, pepperoni, you name it. I love it all.

— Kimberly Guilfoyle

I've become one of those annoying people who brings their own food on to planes.

— Jessie Ware

I really like beef jerky. If we go to a gas station, I have to buy beef jerky.

— Emily Ratajkowski

Laughing at how my old bitches look jealous. Well what goes around comes around: propellers.

— Lil Wayne

I volunteered on a farming community in Israel for two years when I was a teenager. One of the jobs involved clearing out a…

— Nick Frost

I think there's a tendency to over-jack and over-umami food these days.

— Anthony Bourdain

Success, it's like a fart. Only bothers people when it's not their own.

— Anonymous

I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know..…

— Anonymous

“One thing that I used to believe that has stuck with me is, of course, that farts are funny. Burps, too. Sneezes, even. Pretty…

— Greg Knauss

Any Beef? Tell Em' To Bring It Special Delivery, I Bet My Little Friend Will Put Em' Outta His Misery.

— Ya Boy

To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it's actually a lot…

— Mario Batali