"A Seattle lawyer once interrupted his lengthy cross-examination……" — James Keller
"A Seattle lawyer once interrupted his lengthy cross-examination of a witness and exclaimed, "Your Honor, one of the jurors is asleep." "You put him to sleep," replied the judge. "Suppose you wake him up.""
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26 Quotes by James Keller
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Three hundred years ago a prisoner condemned to the Tower of London carved on the wall of his cell this…
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A young lady had only one complaint about her good husband: "My husband always praises me to other people," she…
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An old Arabian fable tells of a prince imprisoned in a castle which had thirteen windows. Twelve of these windows…
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What this country needs is more people to inspire others with confidence, and fewer people to discourage any initiative in…
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It is so often true that whether a person carries with him an atmosphere of gloom and depression or one…
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A man on a hiking trip through the Blue Ridge Mountains came to the top of a hill and saw,…
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More Asleep Quotes
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To get rich, you have to be making money while you're asleep.
— David Bailey
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I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
— George Best
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O Death, rock me asleep, bring me to quiet rest, let pass my weary guiltless ghost out of my careful…
— Anne Boleyn
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I'm really good at sleeping on planes. I mean, I smell jet fuel and I'm out; I'm asleep for takeoff.
— Anthony Bourdain
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Always kiss your children goodnight, even if they're already asleep.
— H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
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So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee.
— Robert Browning
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Remember, you must not sleep at the Seder. If you do, Elijah the Prophet will come with a bag on…
— Sholom Aleichem
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Great performers are preparing and practicing for a winning day while everyone else is still asleep.
— Robin Sharma
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I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk…
— Rodney Dangerfield
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And if I do fall asleep, Marla has to keep track of Tyler. Where he goes. What he does. So…
— Chuck Palahniuk
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Sometimes I sit up late with my thoughts, reluctant to fall asleep and leave my thoughts alone by themselves.
— Robert Breault
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I learned three important things in college-to use a library, to memorize quickly and visually, to drop asleep at any…
— Agnes de Mille
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