Accident Quote by Jair Bolsonaro

I got a tooth bust by somebody who decided they didn't like me and I thought the moustache hid a scar on my lip.…

— Bob Ainsworth

I'm a big fan of moustaches. I think it's because - and this is not Freudian innuendo at all - my father has a…

— Amanda Seyfried

For whatever reason, I decided: 'I'm 18, I'm a man, I'm going to grow a moustache' - and it was pathetic for years -…

— Chris Hadfield

I don't think I'd rock a moustache. I don't mind growing a beard. I think it's just a guy thing. We like to nurture…

— James Magnussen

“A moustache is a socialized way to say, "Okay, look, I'll let you see most of my face, since that's what we're all doing…

— Nick Offerman

A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it…

— Billy Childish

A lesser moustache, under the impact of that quick, agonised expulsion of breath, would have worked loose at the roots.

— Anonymous

I do not think therefore I am a moustache

— Jean-Paul Sartre

I'm German but I didn't say that. I have no moustache

— Sebastian Vettel

Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn't a moustache?

— James Branch Cabell

“I suppose next time I come home I shall find you wearing false moustaches—or are you doing so now?' Poirot winced. His moustaches had…

— Agatha Christie

Although I am the oldest with the biggest moustache, my brothers are progressively taller; I put it down to the extra potatoes they were…

— Dick Strawbridge