Big sur Quote by Jack Kerouac

“I may not know what love is,” he said, “but, by God, at least I’ve never gotten drunk by myself.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“God was bored with the humans, so he invented alcohol.”

— John Kenney

“I asked him, half-seriously, if he ever asked God to help him give it up. ‘The drink? I only have the courage to pray…

— Neil Boyd

“He feels drunk or at least carbonated. Insane. At first, he thinks this is happiness, but then he determines it’s love. Fucking love, he…

— Gabrielle Zevin

“If God didn’t prefer for us to drink at night, he wouldn’t have made neon!”

— Tom Robbins

“What God made, God loves, because it's inconceivable that God should make anything that He didn't love.”

— A.W. Tozer

“He was so drunk that he would have stubbornly denied that he was.”

— Filippo Bologna

“We see God and the devil blaming each other, and cherish the unspeakable belief that both of them are drunk.”

— Frank Wedekind

About the nicest thing God ever invented was alcohol. He's proud of it, too. The Bible's full of kind remarks about booze.

— Herman Wouk

“God loves 'stuff;' after all He made it”

— Michael Horton

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living…

— Benjamin Franklin

“I once heard a sober alcoholic say that drinking never made him happy, but it made him feel like he was going to be…

— Heather King