Dress Quote by J.L. Berg

“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits.”

— Neil Patrick Harris

“Speaking of that dress,” he added, “I still haven’t seen it.” I laughed softly. “You couldn’t handle it.” He raised an eyebrow at that.…

— Richelle Mead

“Oh shut up—you know damn good and well there can be a hundred people in the room, 99 of them rushing up to say…

— S.E. Hall

“Get out of here. Yoda so does not have an English accent!' 'Other than that you're saying I'm a dead ringer?' 'If the shoe…

— Joss Stirling

“You look nice,” he said. I was wearing this just-past-the-knees dress I’d had forever. “Girls think they’re only allowed to wear dresses on formal…

— John Green

“Does this dress make me fat?” “Of course it does. Don’t you own a mirror?”

— Deborah Blake

“What do you have on?" he seethed back, glaring at my dress. "You don't like it? I didn't think you noticed." He rubbed his…

— Ilsa Madden-Mills

“Temae looked at him with a raised eyebrow and he realized she was taking in his attire. “Are you really going to meet her…

— John Anthony Curran

“She can't wear that dress! It's indecent. Her ass is hangin' out." ... "Son, take my advice, you gotta get this girl in hand.…

— Kristen Ashley

“You stole my car." "Borrowed it I did, return it I will." "Okay Yoda, can I have the woman whose body you stole back?”

— Amelia Hutchins

Sage," he said. "What are you wearing?" I sighed and stared down at the dress. "I know. It's red. Don't start. I'm tired of…

— Richelle Mead

“My stomach flip-flopped, and I let his words play over in my head. “So, no costume?” Tod shrugged. “Nah. Don’t get me wrong—it’s hot.…

— Rachel Vincent