Funny-ness Quote by j d nixon

“Joseph Heller knew how the need to belong, and the need for security, can make people accept lethal and stupid conditions, and then act…

— Christopher Hitchens

“Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you. - Joseph Heller”

— Blake Crouch

“Your hands on a gun butt right now, isn't it? Afraid of me?” “Just want to make sure I can take care of you.”…

— J.R. Ward

“I blinked at the haul. "Are you planning to go to war? Sure you don't want to pack an assault riffle as well?" He…

— Kalayna Price

“If I were to hold up a bank with my index finger and my thumb as the “gun,” then I hope I wouldn’t try…

— Jarod Kintz

“The NRA assholes will tell you that “guns don’t kill people, people do.” Yeah, Malone thinks, people with guns.”

— Don Winslow

“How many times must I tell all of you! Sky, ground, or target. Damn it, you don't point a gun at another person unless…

— Maggie Osborne

“This last statement should have sent alarm bells going off in my head, but I was in hock to the guy for a thousand…

— E.R. White Jr

“They passed a law that said I couldn’t put my hands in my pockets. Do you know why? Because they would become concealed weapons.…

— David Wong

“I nearly ran him over after he ran out in front of my car. So I slammed on the brakes, rolled down my window,…

— Jarod Kintz

“The statement 'I thought he was reaching for a gun' is a police officers license to kill.”

— Steven Magee

“I had the whole road to myself, for no one was yet stirring, and I walked on, with a slouching, dogged gait. The gray…

— Herman Melville