"I'm going to kick you in the head……" — Ilona Andrews

"I'm going to kick you in the head when I get home. Repeatedly."

— Ilona Andrews

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506 Quotes by Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews has 506 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

No, he just needs a moment," Curran said. "Young bouda males. Easily excitable.
For a second I thought I might actually be alive," I said, looking at Nick's unshaven face. "Now I know-…
Voshak's hair, a pale blond braid, which he bleached, was his trademark. It made him memorable. That's how the slavers…
It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch…
Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'" I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened.…
Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?" "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that…
The vampire stared at me, his mouth slack as Ghastek assessed his options. I took a couple of forms from…
On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one.
The Order of Merciful Aid provided merciful aid, usually on the edge of a blade or the burn of a…
On the plus side, if he ever had to fight through a roomful of adolescent girls, he only needed to…
What would I do without the moral compass of a teenage werewolf.
We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.

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