"Did the Order return your sense of humor……" — Ilona Andrews
"Did the Order return your sense of humor as part of the severance package?"
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506 Quotes by Ilona Andrews
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No, he just needs a moment," Curran said. "Young bouda males. Easily excitable.
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For a second I thought I might actually be alive," I said, looking at Nick's unshaven face. "Now I know-…
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Voshak's hair, a pale blond braid, which he bleached, was his trademark. It made him memorable. That's how the slavers…
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It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch…
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Not only will you sleep with me, but you will say 'please.'" I stared at him, shocked. The smile widened.…
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Curran looked back at me. "Why is it you always attract creeps?" "You tell me." Ha! Walked right into that…
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The vampire stared at me, his mouth slack as Ghastek assessed his options. I took a couple of forms from…
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On a scale from one to ten, the Pack was eleven and everything else a one.
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The Order of Merciful Aid provided merciful aid, usually on the edge of a blade or the burn of a…
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On the plus side, if he ever had to fight through a roomful of adolescent girls, he only needed to…
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What would I do without the moral compass of a teenage werewolf.
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We were screwed and he didn't even kiss us first.
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More Humor Quotes
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
— Aristotle
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Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
— Aristotle
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Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
— Aristotle
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Wit is educated insolence.
— Aristotle
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In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
— Aristotle
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The secret to humor is surprise.
— Aristotle
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
— Aristotle
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One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about…
— J. J. Abrams
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
— Isaac Asimov
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
— Isaac Asimov
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Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
— Francis of Assisi
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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
— Jane Austen
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