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“Do you imagine that the poisonous spittle of five hundred little men of your sort, hoisted on to each other's shoulders, could even drool…

— Marcel Proust

“Face it; life's gonna chew you up and spit you out. If you're lucky you'll get stuck to the bottom of someone's shoe and…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

“Your fucking drunken waste god wiped snot out of his nose and that was you.”

— Stephen King

“It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we dire round”

— Daniel Gottlieb

“Old Gertie Simmons used to have a squint and she was always putting the evil influence on the end of her own nose. We…

— Terry Pratchett

“Oh. My. God. I'd been dissed. Majorly. Because I was an ugly, disgusting ogre. Snot was probably pouring from my nostrils onto the ground.”

— Autumn Doughton

“Man to man, my eye Kipps snorted. It was like seeing two schoolgirls squabbling over a scented pencil. You should have heard the squeals.”

— Jonathon Stroud

“It's a funny thing about life, I think we're born square and we die round”

— Daniel Gottlieb

“If the whole things goes to shit, just remember to throw yourself down the damn waterfall." "I'll cover your back, the sharp and bloody…

— Scott Lynch

“Y'all got your heads tucked so far up your rears, she's petrified the kid's gonna need a shrink before he can shit in a…

— Addison Moore

“Remember the time Pamela stuffed a bead up her nose and we had to take her to the emergency room to get it out?…

— Debbie Macomber

“The next time I open my eyes, I’m on the floor, on my back, staring at the water-stained ceiling of The Horny Goat. And…

— Emma Chase