Bit Quote by Ian Mckellen

I love having an open seat next to me on the train. What's even better is when my seat is open too because I…

— Demetri Martin

I'm always so confused when I see a toilet seat up in the ladies restroom.

— Anonymous

We have to make you think it's an important seat - because you're in it.

— Don Burr

Let's go take a ride in your car. I will take the passenger seat. Baby, we don't have to go far. Unless you wanna…

— Afrojack

I'm somebody who doesn't feel the need to be in the driver's seat all the time. I appreciate the perspective of being in the…

— M. Ward

It's only the view from where you sit that makes you feel defeat. Life is full of many aisles, so why don't you change…

— Anonymous

As far as the consumer is concerned, they think it's a stand-by ticket where you have to sit in the back by the toilet.

— Bill Murray

I flew back just in time to pick up a toilet seat for my girlfriend. It didn't go over that well. I thought, 'It's…

— Ben Affleck

I like when I ask a person to please have a seat and they point to the only other chair in the room and…

— Nicole Hill

It's a business driven by curiosity. If you don't want to go out and learn about the world and see the place, it's the…

— David Muir

When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat. It just feels like this…

— Zach Anner

I get more ass then a toilet seat.

— Anonymous