Cop Quote by Hunter S. Thompson

If you find yourself talking to the police, my advice is to stay calm but look guilty; it's your safest bet.

— Ben Aaronovitch

Even if you don't have the authorities - and frankly I didn't have the authorities for anything - if you take charge, people will…

— Henry Paulson

Buy a friend; hire a lawyer.

— Jane Bryant Quinn

Don't do anything to anyone, and people will not make trouble for you.

— Stephen Lawrence

Never sue the police. The odds are in their favour.

— Paul Gambaccini

Do what you know is right, but try not to get caught.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

As you walk the road of life, be careful of your friends. They can make you or break you.

— Gordon B. Hinckley

It's funny how you bluffin them suckers. Only time S.P. is with the cops is in cuffs muh'fuckers and you should listen up the…

— D Block

The police and I have a deal. I don't talk to them and they don't listen to me.

— Walter Mosley

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

— Charles Bukowski

I've been arrested for 'stealing' my own car, only to be released.

— Jamaal Bowman

If a friend is in trouble, don't bother them by asking if there is anything you can do. Think of something appropriate and do…

— Ritu Ghatourey