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• The first time Haiti had free and fair democratic elections was 1990, when I was elected. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
• What a country needs to do is be fair to all its citizens - whether people are of a different… — Chinua Achebe
• I'm a total Democrat. I'm anti-Republican. And it's only fair that you know it... I'm liberal. The L word! — Lauren Bacall
• Now, there are so many movies, so many festivals, and so many awards going on, each judged with each other,… — Javier Bardem
• The lover of life makes the whole world into his family, just as the lover of the fair sex creates… — Charles Baudelaire
• Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends. — Henry Ward Beecher
• Love consists in giving without getting in return; in giving what is not owed, what is not due the other.… — Mortimer Adler
• When we ask for love, we don't ask others to be fair to us-but rather to care for us, to… — Mortimer Adler
• When it comes to idiots, America's got more than its fair share. If idiots were energy, it would be a… — Lewis Black
• Ah, lives of men! When prosperous they glitter - Like a fair picture; when misfortune comes - A wet sponge… — Aeschylus
• We must pronounce him fortunate who has ended his life in fair prosperity. — Aeschylus
• My friends, whoever has had experience of evils knows how whenever a flood of ills comes upon mortals, a man… — Aeschylus

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