Battlefield Quote by Henry Rollins

Buy more Scotch tape, wrapping paper, and Christmas cards than you think you'll need.

— Anonymous

Waiting for a special occasion to kill me? Christmas is coming.

— Cassandra Clare

I'm a foot soldier in the war on Christmas. And the war on puppies and sunshine.

— Tucker Carlson

I had a year-round Christmas tree with nothing but colored vinyl 45s hanging on it, like, old Elvis records and stuff.

— John Prine

I send my thoughts afar, and let them paint your Christmas Day at home.

— Edward Rowland Sill

I'm helping the environment this holiday season by immediately recycling your Christmas card.

— Anonymous

I was a public aid recipient for about nine years as a kid, and this time of year was always tough sledding, so I…

— Jesse White

When I was a child, my December weekends were spent making cards, decorating the tree, hanging the wreath and preparing brandy butter and peppermint…

— Pippa Middleton

I learned from my grandmother, who grew up in devastating war times, how important it is to keep with tradition and celebrate the holidays…

— Marcus Samuelsson

I was in a Rite Aid... and fell into a Christmas tree display. None other than Shia LaBeouf helped me out of it.

— Nicole Byer

“If what it takes for you this year to be present in this sacred, thin place, to feel the breath and presence of a…

— Shauna Niequist

I am a worker, a tombstone mason, anxious to pleace averyburies and jully glad when Christmas comes his once ayear.

— James Joyce