Fixed Quote by Henry Fielding

Widows are far better than brides. They don't tell, they won't yell, they don't swell, they rarely smell, and they're grateful as hell.

— Robert A. Heinlein

Widowers marry again because it makes their lives easier. Widows often don't, because it makes their lives harder. [p. 61]

— Siri Hustvedt

For a second marriage a lady has to content herself with a quiet ceremony in a chapel or at home, if she doesn't want…

— Alice-Leone Moats

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

— Anonymous

Let us agree that we are marrying so we can go on quarrelling in the greatest possible comfort and convenience.

— Patrice Kindl

I am not against hasty marriages where a mutual flame is fanned by an adequate income.

— Anonymous

Marriage is a duel to the death which no man of honour should decline.

— Anonymous

I personally think that people should spend more time and money on their marriages instead of weddings.

— Barun Sobti

I make chicks consider themselves widows whose husbands ain't even died yet.

— Chino XL

“The wedding day is perfect for the bride only if she is marrying the best man!”

— Toni Sorenson

“Ought a woman to disclose her frailties earlier than the wedding day? Few husbands, I assure you, make the discovery in such good season,…

— Nathaniel Hawthorne

Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

— George Will