Awkward Quote by Henry David Thoreau

“Without doubt, the moose is the most improbable, endearingly hopeless creature ever to live in the wilds. Every bit of it—its spindly legs, its…

— Bill Bryson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it

— Groucho Marx

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old.

— Bill Bryson

“The knock-kneed brown moose, a tired group of ten, yards ahead of her for the last three days, comfort her too. It's like following…

— Amy Bloom

“The moose will perhaps one day become extinct; but how naturally then, when it exists only as a fossil relic, and unseen as that,…

— Henry David Thoreau

If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose.

— Samuel Goldwyn

“On the afternoon of the fifth day, as I made my way along a narrow and steep stretch of trail, I looked up to…

— Cheryl Strayed

Moose had no friends that year. A lot of the time a moose would feel tired and lean against other moose. Only there wouldn't…

— Tao Lin

I’m beginning to sense a theme,” Mircea said, tossing his suit coat over a buckskin-covered chair. A moose head with huge, outspread antlers loomed…

— Karen Chance

“When he says "Skins or blankets?" it will take you a moment to realized that he's asking which you want to sleep under. And…

— Pam Houston

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I…

— Ellen DeGeneres

“Migrating moose on a pogo stick.”

— Vivian Arend