Quote by Hendrik Groen

“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.”

— Karina Halle

“Perhaps I expected to look in and find a giant canary, stretched out on a carpet of dust, songless, capable of only heart murmurs…

— Ray Bradbury

“The cat's tail was straying into her face again; she was forced to expel air in a most unbecoming fashion to avoid a mouthful…

— Meredith Duran

“The flock of birds always living in her chest these days had been startled. They flund themselves against the confines of her ribs, beating…

— Kiersten White

“She opened the door within two seconds of his pressing the doorbell, letting out a stream of cats that ran around with such rapidity…

— Jasper Fforde

“And then Elena's dog ate her bacon. She had heated up a slice of bacon on a paper towel, put it on the table,…

— Chimanda Ngozi Adichie

“Kitty found herself in a moment of peril, and like all great women, she let the moment of crisis infuse her with strength she…

— Julie Berry

“Life was the cat that dragged the parrot downstairs by its tail; his head banged against every step.”

— Julian Barnes

“There was a horrible, erratic thumping in my chest, as if a large bird was trapped inside my ribcage and beating itself to death.”

— Donna Tartt

“Okay, let’s dirty up one of the windows, shall we, pet?”

— Josie Leigh

“Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies!”

— Rich Burlew

“Cruel, Clever Cat. Sally, having swallowed cheese, Directs down holes the scented breeze, Enticing thus with baited breath Nice mice to an untimely death.”

— Geoffrey Taylor