College Quote by Helen Oyeyemi

“She had never been to college, and I often wondered where her life would have led under different circumstances. She might have been a…

— T.J. Forrester

“The whole college scene was soft. They never told you what to expect out there in the real world. They just crammed you with…

— Charles Bukowski

“She was not an unkind woman, despite a lifetime of being gently dried out on the stove of education, but she was conscientious and…

— Terry Pratchett

“... Other students lived on campus and got drunk at parties. Other students dated and graduated and got married and led normal lives. She…

— Michelle Davidson Argyle

“She was autodidactic, and when she mentioned that, most of the college kids didn’t even know what it meant.”

— J.T. Ellison

“But I was beginning to learn that your life is a story told about you, not one that you tell. Of course, you pretend…

— John Green

“People talk about morality. Sometimes I think there’s just what you can do, and what you can’t. Well, I could. And I was going…

— Barry Eisler

“I'd decided the campus was just a place to hide. There were some campus freaks who stayed on forever. The whole college scene was…

— Charles Bukowski

“I was turning out to be college educated and unemployable in even the most basic way.”

— Tina Fey

“It was one lesson that she could not bring herself to learn. If someone was going to tell a lie, they would tell it…

— Joseph R. Lallo

“College had once been my greatest aspiration; it stood for everything my mother did not—intellectualism, feminism, freedom. But being kidnapped had given me plenty…

— Nenia Campbell

“The way I saw it, if my students were willing to pretend I was a teacher, the least I could do was return the…

— David Sedaris