Spa Day Quote by Heather Rainier

“The man was some sort of miracle orgasm fairy, delivering them with shocking ease.”

— Karen Erickson

“Don't let another man, tight wearing fairy or not, help you out of your clothes again," he said, his eyes narrowing just enough to…

— Nicole Williams

“Men, I swear . . . Present them with a female all demure in a dress with modestly covered head, and they are all, So pleased…

— L.A. Meyer

“Damn him. Damn all good looking guys and their chin dimples and well-proportioned muscles and their hair that you want to touch so bad…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“Much to her dismay, he was even better looking up close. The kind of sexy that made panties fly on stage. The kind of…

— Ophelia London

“Babe, nice lingerie is for seducing a man. I’m already fucking seduced.”

— Samantha Young

“The Shambaughs came, bringing Letty. She simpered up to me. Her eyes summed up the lace tippets on my Princess dress and the wide…

— Richard Peck

“You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.”

— Nicki Elson

“That’s right, your precious groom, the one that you’d rather believe than me, came on to me.” “What did he do to you?” he…

— River Laurent

“He's sporting that rumpled, rolled-out-of-bed hair, and yet I don't find it so adorable anymore. It just makes him look like a slob. Or…

— Elle Kennedy

“Guys like you would try to shag the button hole in a fur coat.”

— Poppet

“Mmm. Beau, Beau, Beau. You know, my fellow skanks? This is tough. On the one hand, Beau is about as appealing as a colonoscopy…

— Megan Erickson