College Quote by Heather McDonald

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

— Heather McDonald

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.

— Heather McDonald

God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.

— Heather McDonald

I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, "You should be a…

— Heather McDonald

My mother set to work whilst i was 7 and I loved looking to make her really feel badly about it. Ultimately, I matured…

— Heather McDonald

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your…

— Heather McDonald

People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn't fitting in with the other moms at my kids'…

— Heather McDonald

The most important thing as a comic and a creator is to have a robust standpoint.

— Heather McDonald

The most important thing as a comic and a writer is to have a strong point of view. I have one and can recognise…

— Heather McDonald

“The only person who is going to buy that monstrosity with all it's marble and pillars is a Persian. Why did they add all…

— Heather McDonald

My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does.…

— Heather McDonald

My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the…

— Heather McDonald