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Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on…

— Mike Gregory

“Squeeze! Squeeze! Squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a…

— Herman Melville

Your 'Pringle' contains 30% potato, that yoghurt has the same amount of sugar as ice cream, that whole grain cereal bar may be no…

— Mark Bittman

Take a chance and try my fare! It will grow on you, I swear; Soon it will taste good to you!

— Friedrich Nietzsche

“I will rip your balls off and sauté them in garlic butter with basil and ground pepper. I will then add a garnish of…

— Ron Burgundy

Ill give your candy ass one big can of whoop-ass!

— Stone Cold Steve Austin

“O, blackberry tart, with berries as big as your thumb, purple and black, and thick with juice, and a crust to endear them that…

— Richard Llewellyn

Come, my pretender, my fritter, my bubbler, my chicken biddy! Oh succulent one, it is but one turn in the road and I would…

— Anne Sexton

Never thrust your sickle into another's corn.

— Publilius Syrus

Id go home now if they let me. But you have to admit, the foods prime. -Peeta Mellark

— Hunger Games

I anything can't do right since because pickles!

— Spongebob

Close your mouth, E'lir Kvothe, or I will feel obliged to put some vile tonic in it.

— Patrick Rothfuss