"Is it against the law for me to…" — Haruki Murakami

"Is it against the law for me to know it?"

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1,044 Quotes by Haruki Murakami

Haruki Murakami has 1,044 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

You're not a kid anymore. You have the right to choose your own life. You can start again. If you…
I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has…
Colours shone with exceptional clarity in the rain. The ground was a deep black, the pine branches a brilliant green,…
People sometimes sneer at those who run every day, claiming they'll go to any length to live longer. But don't…
Even if there were two of me, I still couldn't do all that has to be done. No matter what,…
It's like Tolstoy said. Happiness is an allegory, unhappiness a story.
I write weird stories. I don't know why I like weirdness so much ... But when I write, I write…
When I write about a 15-year old, I jump, I return to the days when I was that age. It's…
Now all you can do is wait. It must be hard for you, but there is a right time for…
Reality's just the accumulation of ominous prophecies come to life. All you have to do is open a newspaper on…
Team sports aren't my thing. I find it easier to pick something up if I can do it at my…
Even when I ran my bar I followed the same policy. A lot of customers came to the bar. If…

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To be free in an age like ours, one must be in a position of authority. That in itself would… — Hannah Arendt
These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
I'm literally open to any medium that will have me. — J. J. Abrams
We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin

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