Call me Quote by Harris Wittels Download Open image “Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!” — Harris Wittels ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Call me Wheat
I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat. — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
“The sad truth is that the proliferation of wheat products in the American diet parallels the expansion of our waists.” — William Davis Copy Share Image
You feel almost a part of the wheat when you're sitting in a combine. — Cynthia Kadohata Copy Share Image
I was so thin I could slice bread with my shoulderblades, only I seldom had bread — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
If you could understand a single grain of wheat you would die of wonder. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
I can name a LOT of things that taste better than skinny feels… Potatoes! Bread! — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole… — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part. — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja. — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person. — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay. — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
I think all Internet comments should be disengaged. But I kind of live and die by it. It's completely irresistible. It's not like comedy.… — Harris Wittels Copy Share Image
I just read an article about how young American males feel uncomfortable appearing naked in front of each other in locker rooms. That was… — James Ivory Copy Share Image
Comerado, this is no book,Who touches this, touches a man,(Is it night? Are we here alone?)It is I you hold, and who holds you,I… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
I take thee at thy word: Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; Henceforth I never will be Romeo. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Call me the rap assassinator / rhymes rugged and built like Schwarzenegger — Raekwon Copy Share Image
My phone rings, they call me up and say, 'Chael, your testosterone level is too high.' I say, 'Well, how high was it?' They… — Chael Sonnen Copy Share Image
Hang on, did you just call me Angel?” I asked. “If I did?” “I don’t like it.” He grinned. “It stays. Angel.” He leaned… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know? — Barry Cryer Copy Share Image
Shigure Sohma: [got Tohru a maid costume for White Day] I can't wait to for her to call me master while wearing this. Hatsuharu… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
What I did for my last act as a painter, if you call me a painter, was to photograph the weave of the canvas,… — Agnes Denes Copy Share Image
It's nice that people can call me an artist and it's nice that I can refer to myself as such, but it also kind… — Matana Roberts Copy Share Image