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“With a groan I let her pull me out of bed and set off for the shower. I have been thoroughly waxed, buffed, shaved, tweaked, and generally molested by beautifying products by the time we hear Greg’s knock on the door. Just in time for him to sit back and enjoy the freak show.” quote by Harper Sloan — Download Open image

““With a groan I let her pull me out of bed and set off for the shower. I have been thoroughly waxed, buffed, shaved, tweaked, and generally molested by beautifying products by the time we hear Greg’s knock on the door. Just in time for him to sit back and enjoy the freak show.””

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