Never Quote by Harlan Ellison

When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's…

— Carlos Mencia

If I was going onstage, of course I would talk about it. How could I not?

— Larry David

When I go on stage, all I have is the ability to talk about myself.

— Esther Povitsky

Also I can come up with new bits - people yell stuff out and it's a new subject or a subject that I've been…

— Joe Rogan

No matter what you do, if you're on a stage constantly speaking to people, you need to make sure that you have something to…

— Colton Dixon

I kind of treat myself like the audience. I don't like being lectured.

— Patrick Wang

A lecture is much more of a dialogue than many of you probably realize.

— George Wald

When I give talks like the one I'm going to give at the Changing Advertising Summit, one of the points I often make to…

— Cindy Gallop

I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and…

— Andrew Lawrence

Everybody goes through a lot of the same things, and I talk about those, and that's the key. You have to connect with your…

— Chris Tucker

I never used to speak to the audience at all. I never really knew what to say onstage.

— Justin Hayward

I try not to talk about something unless it's something I love. But if it's something that really annoys me, I fixate on it,…

— Reggie Watts