“There are some people who just shouldn't be allowed to fool around with love.” — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
I think love and sex are separate and only vaguely similar. Like the word bear and the word bare. You can get… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
“In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek.” –French proverb” — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
On love: I have no respect for anyone who says they've given up, or that they're not looking or that they're tired.… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
“Then he said the truest thing about their relationship. He said, "We didn't really fall in love. What we did was collide… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
It is a love/hate relationship I have with the human race. I am an elitist, and I feel that my responsibility is… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
“Love, n. The folly of thinking much of another before one knows anything of oneself. Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
I know that pain is the most important thing in the universes. Greater than survival, greater than love, greater even than the… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
“But commercialism is the last sinkhole of love, and when reached, by paths of desperation and paths of cruelty, misused emotions—all hope… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
They change scapegoats at the networks more regularly than some people change socks. — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
Repent, Harlequin," said the Ticktock Man. "Get stuffed," the Harlequin replied. — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
“Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of AM, whom we created...” — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
There in the midst of the Amazon Jungle, Simon Haskell has cobbled up for himself a replica of an Art Deco salon. — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
For the first time we have a weapon that nobody has used for thirty years. This gives me great hope for the human race. — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
“There are forces in the world today, Mr. Winsocki, that are invisibly working to make us all carbon copies of one another. Forces that… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
“Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.”… — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
I write a kind of surreal fantasy, but they can't put 'surreal fantasy' on a paperback. — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
Don't start an argument with somebody who has a microphone when you don't. They'll make you look like chopped liver. — Harlan Ellison Copy Share Image
