"Can I smoke now without someone taking my…" — Hank Aaron

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48 Quotes by Hank Aaron

Hank Aaron has 48 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I'm hoping someday that some kid, black or white, will hit more home runs than myself. Whoever it is, I'd…
On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is…
My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off…
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the…
I never doubted my ability, but when you hear all your life you're inferior, it makes you wonder if the…
Guessing what the pitcher is going to throw is 80% of being a successful hitter. The other 20% is just…
The pitcher has got only a ball. I've got a bat. So the percentage in weapons is in my favor…
The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood…
I don't feel right unless I have a sport to play or at least a way to work up a…
I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I…
The thing I like about baseball is that it's one-on-one. You stand up there alone, and if you make a…
You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.

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