Evidence Quote by H. L. Mencken

“The marriage is over; counseling is the eulogy. The relationship autopsy is the wake.”

— Suzanne Finnamore

“It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was someone else.”

— Anonymous

“They are married, after all, in every way that matters. The difficulty is that they appear not to have noticed. And one is somewhat…

— Chris Dee

“There are times in life which proves life is wife and wife is life.”

— Fahad Basheer

“If there has to be an autopsy of the sordid past, let's blame the parents. Aren't they the primary suspects, anyway? As the eyewitness,…

— Goldberry Long

“the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral,”

— Greg King

“Marriage is a mystery.”

— Peter Behrens

“Through the act of getting married, one has taken on the task of mutual confrontation until death.”

— Adolf Guggenbhuhl-Craig

“During the murder investigation, the cop said, I only have one question for you. Before she could ask it, I replied, Yes, I will…

— Jarod Kintz

“Should she deliver the news of their impending marriage?”

— Shadonna Richards

“I suppose it’s true what they say. The spouse is always the last to know.”

— Daniel Silva

“She has carefully audited her life and found she has no requirement for a husband.”

— Helen Smith