Function Quote by H. L. Mencken

Writing does for me what giving milk does for a cow.

— H. L. Mencken

The mere brute pleasure of reading - the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.

— Anonymous

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

— Grant Wood

“When creating cow milk, Mother Nature was thinking about not only the nutritional needs but also the digestive capabilities of a calf, not those…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

— Grant Wood

Contentment is for cows; a challenging purpose is for people.

— Denis Waitley

To be contented—that’s for the cows.

— Diana Vreeland

Is wondering exactly what the individual who discovered milk was initially doing with the cow..

— Anonymous

There was a little element of feeling like a cow.

— Adam Gilchrist

I was a kid and so milking a cow was fun, but at the same time, it was work. My family needed me to…

— Marlon Vera

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk has to explain what he was doing to the cow.

— Anonymous

“...responsible, stylish, adventuresome, sometimes silly, comfortable, and difficult subsistence. That's what milking the cow's all about!”

— Lynn Miller