Humour Quote by Greg Curtis Download Open image ““If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable.”” — Greg Curtis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humour Wishes
“If wishes were horses, what the heck would I need wishes for?” — Elisabeth Wheatley Copy Share Image
“As my mom used to say,"If wishes were horses, we'd be up to our eyeballs in shit.” — Cat Adams Copy Share Image
“And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside… — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“I have recently been called antisocial, and I'd like to set the record straight. I am not antisocial, I like social. It's people I… — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“I recently published a new book. It's a Christian urban fantasy about mad science gone wrong. And then after I'd written that in a… — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“People say that writers write for money. From my own experience that's not true. I write for me. I publish for money.” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one.” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor!” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me!” — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“After suffering a torn disc six months ago, then a car crash just when it was starting to heal, and then an attack of… — Greg Curtis Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Life is like yoga; the only way you can enjoy it is by relaxing into any position you happen to find yourself in.” — Jon Wakeham Copy Share Image
