"Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept" — Graeme Simsion
"Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept"
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Graeme Simsion
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25 Quotes by Graeme Simsion
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Research consistently shows that the risks to health outweigh the benefits of drinking alcohol. My argument is that the benefits…
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So, to add to a momentous day, I corrected a misconception that my family had held for at least fifteen…
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A woman at the rear of the room raised her hand. I was focused on the argument now and made…
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To the world's most perfect woman. It was lucky my father was not present. Perfect is an absolute that cannot…
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I asked you here tonight because when you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody,…
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What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point…
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If you really love someone,' Claudia continued, 'you have to be prepared to accept them as they are. Maybe you…
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But why, why, why can't people just say what they mean?
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I watched as Humphrey Bogart’s character used beans as a metaphor for the relative unimportance in the wider world of…
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I could not see the speedometer, and was not accustomed to travelling in an open vehicle, but I estimated that…
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I know this song!’ Rosie laughed. ‘If you didn’t, that’d be the final proof that you’re from Mars.
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You’re unbelievable,’ said Rosie. ‘Look at me when I’m talking.’ I kept looking out the window. I was already over-stimulated.…
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