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“I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.” quote by Godfrey — Download Open image

“I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He's the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.”

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