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“The one thing you don't want to be is a…” quote by Godfrey — Download Open image

“The one thing you don't want to be is a sucky clean comic. I hate sucky clean comics! It's like Christian rock, bro. I'd rather listen to gospel and Christian rock. That's cheating!”

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