"Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason……" — Gershon Legman
"Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks."
More Calves Quotes
- I'm sort of a Walter Mitty. I got fewer brain cells than most people, so when I got friendly with… — James Caan
- The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. — Woody Allen
- There is so much pressure to look a certain way in this town. But it's nice to have a little… — Jessica Biel
- ...and we have so far improved upon the custom of Adam and Eve, that we generally furnish forth our feasts… — Nathaniel Hawthorne
- They have no consciousness therefore. Therefore what? Therefore we are free to use them for our own ends? Therefore we… — J M Coetzee
- For everyone who's a valedictorian, there's another 100 out there who weigh 130 pounds - and they've got calves the… — Steve King
- It would not do for the consumer to know that the hamburger she is eating came from a steer who… — Wendell Berry
- The magnanimity and sensibility of a lady who faints when she sees a calf being killed, she is so kind… — Leo Tolstoy
- Martin Luther King taught us all nonviolence. I was told to extend nonviolence to the mother and her calf. — Dick Gregory
- Every time you have a glass of cow milk, some calf is not. — Gary Yourofsky
- I just could not stand the idea of eating meat - I really do think that it has made me… — Kate Bush
- The cow is an exceptionally loving and gentle creature. She cries for days when her calf is taken from her.… — Unknown Author